Welcome to the Tuesday edition of the Pick Six newsletter!
Happy Holidays to everyone, except for my sister, who knocked me out of the fantasy football playoffs by beating me in the semifinals. I had Jalen Hurts and I knew I was doomed after he got injured five minutes into the game on Sunday. I also had the Packers defense, which almost pulled out a miracle win for me, but we came up just short, and now, I’m out. In related news, my sister’s team is fraudulent and I will not be rooting for it in the finals.
Now that we have that out of the way, I have some good news for everyone: I ran into Santa last night, and it appears every one of you made the nice list this year. So, as a present from me to you, you’re getting a newsletter today!
The NFL is also giving us some presents, and those will be coming on Christmas in the form of two big games. The Chiefs and Steelers will be starting the Christmas fun tomorrow with a game that kicks off at 1 p.m. ET. After that, the Ravens and Texans will play at 4:30 p.m. ET.
Since the first game doesn’t kickoff until 1 p.m., that should give you plenty of time to do everything you need to do on Christmas morning. For instance, I’m pretty sure my day is going to go something like this: Open presents, eat 14 pancakes, take a nap, drink some egg nog, take another nap, put together the complicated toys I got for my 4-year-old that I didn’t need to get because she would have been just as happy with stuffed animal, and then watch the games.
In today’s newsletter, we’ll be previewing the two Christmas games. Plus, we’ll be handing out some grades from Green Bay’s Monday win over New Orleans and also be making some Week 17 picks.
As always, here’s your daily reminder to tell all your friends and neighbors to sign up for the newsletter. To get them signed up, all you have to do is click here.
There’s usually not much drama at the end of a blowout win, but there was Monday night and that’s because the Packers were going for the first shutout of the NFL season, and they ended up pulling it off in a 34-0 win over New Orleans. Every season in NFL history has had at least one shutout by Week 8, but this year, the first one didn’t come until the final game of Week 16.
Here are our grades from the game:
SAINTS GRADE: F
With Derek Carr, Alvin Kamara and Chris Olave all out due to injury, this game was essentially over before it started. As bad as the Saints were, Spencer Rattler did drive the offense into Green Bay territory twice, but both of those drives ended with a turnover by Rattler. With zero points, the Saints became the first team this season to get shut out, and for that, they get an ‘F.’
Saints notes
PACKERS GRADE: A+
The Packers were so good in this game that they made the win look easy. The offense moved the ball at will on a night where the Packers scored a touchdown on each of their first three possessions. Matt LaFleur did a good job of getting everyone involved on offense, as eight different players carried the ball at least once and seven different players caught at least one pass. Josh Jacobs carried the load early for the Packers with 91 total yards and a touchdown in the first half before being sent to the bench early in the third quarter. Defensively, the Packers couldn’t have been better: They pitched the first shutout of the NFL season. The upside of the blowout win is that the Packers got to bench their starters in the fourth quarter, which is a huge positive for a team that has to turn around and play the Vikings on Sunday.
Packers notes
Finally, you can check out our full takeaways from the game here.
The NFC North has officially taken over Pete Prisco’s Power Rankings. After the Packers won Monday, Prisco moved them into his top five, which means the division now has THREE of the top-five teams in Prisco’s rankings.
With that in mind, let’s check out Prisco’s top five:
I’m not going to spoil the rest of the Power Rankings here, but I am going to give you a few nuggets. Here’s what has changed since Prisco’s last Power Rankings:
If you want to know where your favorite team ended up in Prisco’s Week 17 Power Rankings, be sure to click here. If you want to argue with Prisco over his rankings, you can do that on Twitter by clicking here. I argue with him all the time about everything.
If your Christmas wish is for me to get all of my picks right this week, that’s kind of crazy, because that’s also my Christmas wish. Please make it happen Santa.
With that in mind, let’s get to three of my picks for Week 17:
If you want to check out the rest of my picks for Week 17, be sure to click here.
The Chiefs might not look invincible this season, but the fact of the matter is that they’re 14-1 and just one win away from clinching the No. 1 overall seed in the AFC. If they get the top seed, it’s going to be tough to stop them from making another Super Bowl run, but there are teams out there who could do it.
Chris Trapasso decided to take a look at the team that are best equipped to stop Kansas City in the playoffs, and here are the top four teams on his list:
1. Vikings. “Offensively, the Vikings bring it with a wide array of options, headlined by superstar Justin Jefferson. Then there’s Jordan Addison and T.J. Hockenson. And even if the Chiefs could get after Sam Darnold, he’s played out of his mind even when pressured — with 12 touchdowns to four interceptions and 1,039 yards at a league-high 8.1 yards per attempt in that scenario entering Week 17. Given their unadulterated aggression, Mahomes’ inability to elude rushers at his typical rate, and the surprisingly effective play from Darnold and his collection of plus skill-position players, the Vikings receive the top spot.”
2. Bills. “In the playoffs, where margins are narrowed, the outcomes often are decided by the play of the quarterback, and one of the very select few quarterbacks who can match Mahomes play-for-play is Josh Allen. Beyond him, this is quite easily the most potent ground game the Bills have boasted in the Allen era. … I’d suspect the Chiefs would even admit the Bills are one of the scariest teams for them to face in the postseason, given the recent history between them and Buffalo’s quarterback.”
3. Eagles. “The last team to score more than 30 points on Steve Spagnuolo’s defense was the Eagles in Super Bowl LVII nearly two years ago, which is an astonishing fact. And now the Eagles have an MVP candidate at running back in Saquon Barkley… And the Eagles passing offense, headed by A.J. Brown and Devonta Smith, could test Kansas City’s cornerback depth after Trent McDuffie. Just as importantly, Philadelphia’s defense has been completely revamped since that Super Bowl in early 2023.”
4. Lions. “The Lions went into Arrowhead Stadium and stunned the Chiefs to begin the 2023 season, and that’s before we realized Jared Goff was an exquisite fit in Ben Johnson’s offense with the Lions… Their injury-ravaged defense is probably not incredibly equipped to limit Mahomes and Co. in the playoffs, but the Lions are seemingly at peace with playing in high-scoring affairs, and if they make the Super Bowl, they’ll likely be healthier defensively than they are now — linebacker Alex Anzalone should be back on the field, and Aidan Hutchinson has even mentioned the Super Bowl is the goal for his return.”
You can check out Trapasso’s full list here.
With Christmas coming tomorrow, we thought now would be the perfect time to put together a Christmas wish list for all 32 teams, so that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Jared Dubin was in charge of coming up with the wish list for each team.
Let’s check out a few of the wishes:
Giants: The No. 1 overall pick in the 2025 NFL Draft
Eagles: A quick recovery for Jalen Hurts
Bears: A coach to put Caleb Williams in position to succeed
Vikings: Wins over the Packers and Lions to close the season
Browns: A new quarterback
Bills: Another Chiefs loss
Chiefs: A third straight Super Bowl win
My Christmas wish is that you check out all of the Christmas wishes, which you can do here. Since we’re in the Christmas spirit, we also went through and made a list of the biggest surprise gifts of the 2024 season, and you can check out that story here.
Over the past 74 years, there have only been TWO Wednesday games played in the NFL, but that number is going to double tomorrow with a doubleheader being played on Netflix. And no, that is not a typo. Both games are actually on Netflix, which means if you don’t have a subscription, you better ask Santa for one right now.
The first game of the doubleheader will feature Kansas City (14-1) at Pittsburgh (10-5) in a game that kicks off at 1 p.m. ET. The Chiefs have a lot on the line in this game, because if they win, not only will they clinch the No. 1 overall seed in the AFC, but that will allow them to potentially rest their starters in Week18.
Here’s one reason why each team should be feeling confident:
You can get a full preview of the game from Bryan DeArdo by clicking here. The Chiefs are three-point road favorites against the Steelers.
In the second game, we’ve got the Texans (9-6) hosting the Ravens (10-5) at 4:30 p.m. ET on Netflix.
Here’s one reason why each team should be feeling confident:
You can get a full preview of the game from Tyler Sullivan by clicking here. The Ravens are currently 5.5-point road favorites against the Texans.
If you’re thinking about betting on the games, here are a couple of props I like:
And in case you’re wondering, my props are now 40-30 on the season (20-13 on kicker props and 20-17 on all other props).
Of course, we also have some picks, so let’s get to those.
PICKS FOR THE CHRISTMAS DOUBLEHEADER
CHIEFS-STEELERS PICKS
My pick: Chiefs 31-20 over Steelers
DeArdo’s pick: Steelers 27-24 over Chiefs
RAVENS-TEXANS PICKS
My pick: Ravens 30-20 over Texans
Sullivan’s pick: Ravens 30-20 over Texans
Over on our CBSSports.com picks page, you can see who our eight experts are taking by clicking here.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.