Welcome to the Halloween edition of the Pick Six newsletter!
It’s pretty clear that Macaulay Culkin got the memo that today is Halloween, and I know that because he has the best costume of anyone: The “Home Alone” star decided to dress up as Joe Burrow. You can see the pictures here. As a noted Bengals homer, I will be celebrating his costume by watching at least one Macaulay Culkin move per day during the entire month of November. I hope my kids like “Home Alone” and “Home Alone 2.”
Speaking of Halloween costumes, we also have Christian McCaffrey dressing up as the Tin Man, which I’m only mentioning, because based on the video of him, he would clearly rather be playing football than dressing up like the Tin Man (You can see his costume here). Eagles tight end Dallas Goedert also had an interesting couples costume and you can see it here.
As for me, my 4-year-old picked my costume, so I’ll be dressing up as Bluey’s dad, Bandit, this year.
If you need something scary to watch tonight, the Jets will be playing and that should be enough to terrify everyone in your family. Anyway, we’ll be previewing their game against the Texans in today’s newsletter, plus we’ll be unveiling our 2024 Midseason All-Rookie Team.
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It’s fitting that the Jets are playing on Halloween because watching them play is more horrifying than anything else that could possibly be on television tonight. At 2-6, the Jets will be looking to save their season and if that’s going to happen, they’re going to have to knock off the Texans.
Houston won’t have Stefon Diggs, who’s out for the season with a torn ACL. On the Jets’ end, they’ll be going into the game with a new kicker after placing Greg Zuerlein on injured reserve this week. That move means that either Riley Patterson or Spencer Shrader will be handling the kicking duties tonight.
Here’s one reason why each team should be feeling confident going into tonight:
You can get a full preview of the game from Jeff Kerr by clicking here.
If you’re thinking about betting on the game, here are a couple of props.
And in case you’re wondering, my props are 22-15 on the season (11-6 on kicker props and 11-9 on all other props).
We also have a full betting preview from SportsLine that you can check out here.
And finally, here are our picks for the game.
PICKS FOR ‘TNF’
Kerr’s pick: Texans 26-24 over Jets
Prisco’s pick: Jets 31-23 over Texans
My pick: Jets 23-20 over Texans
Over on our CBSSports.com picks page, you can see who our eight experts are taking by clicking here.
The biggest QB news this week came from the Indianapolis Colts, who decided to send Anthony Richardson to the bench in favor of Joe Flacco. Although that QB situation is settled for now, that’s not the case with every team.
Let’s take a look at the starting QB spots that are still up in the air heading into Week 9:
In other QB news, two MVP candidates both missed practice on Wednesday. Lamar Jackson didn’t practice and he was listed on the injury report with back and knee issues. However, Ravens coach John Harbaugh said it was a veteran rest day for his QB. Jared Goff also missed practice due to an ankle injury, but he said he “should be fine” for this week’s game against Green Bay.
We’re tracking every key injury around the NFL heading into Week 9 and you can see that here.
The NFL trade deadline is just five days away, so to celebrate that fact, Bryan DeArdo decided to take a look at five different contending teams and the biggest hole they each need to fill before the trade deadline.
Let’s check out the top-three needs on DeArdo’s list
1. Lions: EDGE rusher. “It’s no secret that Detroit has been in the market for an edge rushing since Aidan Hutchinson sustained an injury that will sideline him for the rest of the rest of the regular season. … A name that has been floated around is Za’Darius Smith, a three-time Pro Bowler who is in the middle of his second season with the Browns. Smith, after having a so-so 2023 season, has returned to form this year. His 5.5 sacks through eight games is more than double what the Lions’ current leader in sacks has (Alim McNeill) with Hutchinson out. “
2. Texans: Wide receiver. “Stefon Diggs’ season-ending injury has created a void the Texans will surely try to fill before the deadline. This won’t be easy, however, as they are likely competing with several other teams to try to find the best-available receiver in what is a dwindling market. The stock might be low, but the cupboard isn’t entirely bare regarding receivers. Darius Slayton is a possible option, along with Panthers veteran Adam Thielen.”
3. Cowboys: Running back. “Jerry Jones has taken heat for not pursuing Derrick Henry, who wanted to sign with Dallas but is instead enjoying an MVP-caliber year in Baltimore. Jones would be wise to place a call to Panthers general manager Dan Morgan to gauge interest in a possible trade for running back Chuba Hubbard, who has been one of the NFL’s most underrated players since entering the league back in 2021.”
You can check out all five teams in DeArdo’s ranking by reading his full story here.
Since today is Halloween, we thought it would be a good time to rank the five scariest schedules for the second half of the NFL season. The season won’t officially hit the halfway point until Week 9 is over, but we’re not going to wait until Week 9 is over, we’re going to rank things now.
This ranking is taking a look at the contenders who will be facing the toughest road over the second half of the season:
1. Bears (4-3). I felt bad for the Bears after watching them lose on a Hail Mary in Week 8, and after looking at their second-half schedule, I feel even worse. The Bears still haven’t played a single division game, which means six of their final 10 games will be coming against NFC North teams. Also, nine of their final 10 games are against teams that are currently .500 or above. Remaining strength of schedule: .632
2. Lions (6-1). If the Lions end up with the No. 1 overall seed in the NFC, they’re absolutely going to have earned it. Over their final 10 games, they have to play three teams that are currently in first place or a tie for first place (Bills, Texans, 49ers), not to mention, they still have to play the Packers twice and the Vikings once. Remaining strength of schedule: .610
3. 49ers (4-4). It’s a good thing the 49ers are likely getting Christian McCaffrey back after the bye, because they’re going to need him. There are currently seven teams in the NFL with six wins or more and the 49ers have to face three of them over their final nine games (Bills, Packers, Lions). Remaining strength of schedule: .574
4. Packers (6-2). The NFC North is the best division in the NFL this year and the Packers will have to close the season by playing five of their final nine games against divisional opponents. They also have the 49ers in there, so the Packers better hope that Jordan Love gets fully healthy soon. Remaining strength of schedule: .561
5. Steelers (6-2). The Steelers are on a bye this week, but when they return from that bye, they’re going to be facing one of the most brutal second-half stretches of any team in the NFL. Over their final nine games, they have to face both Lamar Jackson and Joe Burrow twice. Not to mention, they also have to face Patrick Mahomes, Jayden Daniels and Jalen Hurts. The Steelers also play the Browns twice and those games look much more difficult now that Jameis Winston is the QB in Cleveland. Remaining strength of schedule: .542
The Bears and Lions are the only two teams in the NFL that have a remaining strength of schedule over .600.
For Halloween, we also ranked the scariest teams (check it out here) along with the five scariest defensive players in the NFL right now (You can see that story here).
We don’t just have tricks today, we also have some treats and our biggest treat is the unveiling of our Midseason All-Rookie Team. CBSSports.com NFL Draft guru Chris Trapasso has been keeping a close eye on every rookie all season and heading into Week 9, here’s who made the cut on the offensive side of the ball of his All-Rookie Team.
QB: Jayden Daniels, Commanders
RB: Bucky Irving, Buccaneers
WR: Malik Nabers, Giants
WR: Brian Thomas Jr., Jaguars
WR: Ladd McConkey, Chargers
TE: Brock Bowers, Raiders
OL: Dominick Puni, 49ers
OL: Joe Alt, Cardinals
C: Tanor Bortolini, Colts
OL: J.C. Latham, Titans
OL: Jordan Morgan, Packers
The Packers were the only team to land three rookies on the midseason team. If you want to see the full team, you can do that here.
It’s been a busy week in the NFL, and since it’s nearly impossible to keep track of everything that happened, I went ahead and put together a roundup for you.